Saturday, October 10, 2009

Aoristed Development

ATLAS detector at CERN (2008)

Wait... huh?

France has arrested a researcher at the European Organization for Nuclear Research (Cern) for suspected links with al-Qaeda, officials have said.

"He was not a Cern employee and performed his research under a contract with an outside institute. His work did not bring him into contact with anything that could be used for terrorism".

So: will he, or will he not, have been being bringing about the end of the world as we will have been knowing it? I'm confused. Everything will have been being changed after 9/11! Or does that not apply where aorist is invalid?

1 comment:

Jason said...

if al-qaeda gets their hands on the higgs boson before us lovers-of-freedom, then we're all doomed!