New Heart Device Allows Cheney To Experience LoveRead more here.
WASHINGTON, DC—Recovering from minor heart surgery Sunday, Vice President Dick Cheney stunned both the medical and political establishments when he mysteriously began to experience love for the first time in his life, sources reported Tuesday.
It is believed to have been the first recorded incident of Cheney exhibiting compassion for his fellow man.
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According to Reiner, Cheney left the hospital under his own power, but returned minutes later complaining of unfamiliar chest palpitations and sensations of warmth for others regardless of political affiliation or income.
Thursday, October 4, 2007
The Neocon Tin Man Gets a New Heart
Unfortunately, only in fiction. From The Onion, without any doubt America's finest news source:
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